Episode Guide

Weekend Release: Losing My VirGINiDy

Fri 16th Apr 2021

William and Jordan debrief when they became slightly 'tiddled' during their park visit last week. Also, they're compared to Lady and the Tramp and Jordan wants to know when you lost your virGINiDy.

 

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Help I'm Moving To London

Tue 13th Apr 2021

William and Jordan reflect on this week's news and answer the G and Divas' problems.

 

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Weekend Release: Pie In A Park

Fri 9th Apr 2021

For the first time in 2021, William and Jordan (and Producer Ben's laugh) are together. For the first time ever, William has a gin tin (or five). For the first time ever, Jordan discovers that it's carnation milk instead of coronation milk. It's a bonus episode of firsts.

 

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Help My Mates Are Meeting In A Park

Tue 6th Apr 2021

With lockdown restirctions easing in the UK, William and Jordan answer your quickfire post-lockdown etiquette questions. There's also an update on Jordan's wallet and a long list of apologies.

 

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Weekend Release: Census Results

Fri 2nd Apr 2021

William and Jordan reveal the official Help I Sexted My Boss Census results. Also, a listener gets in touch about a mysterious godmother.

 

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Help I'm A Thirteenth Wheel

Tue 30th Mar 2021

Sometimes it seems like Jordan has changed so much, and then he loses his wallet again. Elsewhere, William and Jordan discuss their plans now that lockdown restrictions have eased, they remember what prizes they won at school and William brings yet another well thought out Wacky Word of the Week. Keep your ears peeled for an exciting announcement, too.

 

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Weekend Release: Jordan's Snake Handler

Fri 26th Mar 2021

In this week's bonus episode, William surprises Jordan with a special guest… who just so happens to be a G and Diva. There's also time for an update about a mask and some hot pants.

 

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Help I'm Out Of A Man

Tue 23rd Mar 2021

Our Queen is back in the country, and there's much to discuss. William is straight back to his duties as he takes it upon himself to guide Jordan through a Help I Sexted My Boss-style census, Jordan has news of his house-buying nightmare and there might be an open door to for everyone's favourite 'talent' - because of course this is a three talent podcast.

 

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Weekend Release: Jordan's Fan Fic

Fri 19th Mar 2021

William reads some extracts from a fan fic all about Jordan's time in the I'm A Celeb castle. A tale that gives Wilfred and Justin a run for its money.

 

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Help We Haven't Got A Plan

Tue 16th Mar 2021

With no time for a planning meeting last week, the boys see where the wind takes them in this episode… and it takes them to some pretty strange places. Say hello to William Hannon, Jordan shares news of his new status as a Godfather and William shares all (not actually that much) on what he thinks of THAT Harry and Meghan interview.

 

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Weekend Release: Inspirational Jordan

Fri 12th Mar 2021

We don't always get emotional on this podcast, but when we do it's well worth a listen. William and Jordan reflect on Producer Ben's lookalike, hear from a listener who has inspired by Jordan and set you a challenge.

 

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Help I've Got A Wonky Clock

Tue 9th Mar 2021

After hitting the G and T so hard last week, William now finds himself in a situation with no G, no D and no T. Jordan thinks he has a solution… William's not convinced. In other news, there are more of Jordan's BRILLIANT impressions, William's had a complaint and FOUR listener problems for which the pair attempt to advise.

 

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Weekend Release: William's Diary Part II

Fri 5th Mar 2021

William delves deep into the doldrums of his diaries to find yet more evidence of the changes in his character since the period between 2010 and 2014. We also continue the conversation about bathing in sinks and there's a reminder that it's okay to not be okay.

 

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Help My Neighbours Are Common

Tue 2nd Mar 2021

NEWS. WE HAVE NEWS. TOUR NEWS! Listen within for an update on the 2021 Boys Are Back Tour. For those of you not able to come to our live show or are not bothered, there's plenty more to enjoy. To start with, William can hardly string a sentence together because he's drunk before we've even started… so it'll probably be one of your favourite episodes.

 

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Weekend Release: William's Apology

Fri 26th Feb 2021

After last week's controversial argument, William has penned a heartfelt apology to Jordan… except it might not be quite what it seems. The boys also get through a couple of letters from the mailbag.

 

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Help I've Left My Lube On The Side

Tue 23rd Feb 2021

For the first time ever recorded in history, Jordan is asking whether he's changed… this time he might have a point. William and Jordan also attempt to clear the air after last week's 'argument', they talk about their childhood bathing memories and share a never-before-told story of a Facetime call between the pair that ended up with Jordan catching William off-guard - stick around until the end for that part.

 

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Weekend Release: Jordan's Safe Word

Fri 19th Feb 2021

We start this Weekend Release hearing the word - or words - that William and Jordan would use as a safe word in any kinky sexual experiences that never happened, should have been cut and are completely made up. With a letter about pets eating condoms and some correspondence from Jordan's former tutor, it's a bonus episode for the ages.

 

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Help I'm In A Man

Tue 16th Feb 2021

As if doing another podcast with another man wasn't bad enough, William is now in a man. Or was it Oman? If bad Builder Mikey impressions, a near falling out between the presenters and a window cleaner who gets an eye full of sex toy sounds like you're kind of thing, then you're probably going to want to press play on this podcast.

 

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Weekend Release: William's Bit On The Side

Fri 12th Feb 2021

William and Jordan are joined by Jonathan Vernon-Smith AKA William's Bit On The Side to talk about his podcast with our very own William. The other podcast is called Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast… and you don't need a physics degree to work out that it's a podcast about the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances.

 

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Help I'm A Boss Who's Been Sexted

Tue 9th Feb 2021

Fresh-faced from a logo update that features their fresh faces, William and Jordan are ready to tackle your problems more narcissisticly than ever before. There's an update (of sorts) on Jordan's housemate Joe and his job interview, William confesses to seeing someone else and a G and Diva has a problem with a sexting situation. Who ever knew there so much sexting?

 

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Weekend Release: William's Diary

Fri 5th Feb 2021

It was Jordan's turn to read out his 'diary' last week, and we all know anything Jordan can do William can do better… so here's William's version Also, there's an update from runner Paula and the 'randomer' who was sent Jordan's tax return.

 

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Help I Fancy My Twin Brother's Boyfriend

Tue 2nd Feb 2021

We should all know by now that episodes of Help I Sexted My Boss can be chaotic. Well if you like the chaos, this episode is for you. Problems with Jordan's recording equipment (again), an interruption of Jordan's flatmate's job interview and a letter that may go down in this podcast's history. It's good to be back.

 

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Weekend Release: Jordan's Diary

Fri 29th Jan 2021

In this special episode, William and Jordan take a deep dive into Jordan's post I'm A Celebrity diary… expect lots of top gossip*. They also get another chat up line from a G and Diva and more details from a juicy problem in a recent episode. (*There is no top gossip.)

 

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Help There's A Jumping Jet Behind Me

Tue 26th Jan 2021

There was a time when Jordan being on page 3 of The Sun would have been expected, but for Our Jordan to be there along with some quotes from this very podcast… well that surprised us. Luckily for you, William is here to pull Jordan up for his prominence in the newspaper, question Jordan's chopstick etiquette and regale a tale of going commando at the gym. That's before you get to the discussion on the growing #LetBenSpeak campaign, four listener problems and a surprising revelation right at the very end. It's a good'un.

 

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Weekend Release: William's Big Release

Fri 22nd Jan 2021

Anything can happen if you let it: proved in this bonus episode when Jordan slid into Mary Poppins’s DMs just to bring a smile to William’s face.  Pour yourself a G and D (or rum punch, if there’s no D to hand) and hear our chat with the Olivier award nominee Zizi Strallen, who plays Mary Poppins on stage in Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s West End production. Spit spot!

 

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Help I Accidentally Sexted My Mother-In-Law

Tue 19th Jan 2021

William and Jordan (and Producer Ben) are back to help you with your modern day dilemmas. From Covid shaming to mother-in-law nude sending, the boys are covering all the bases in this episode of the podcast. Jordan discovers what William has been sharing with the newspapers during his time in the castle, there's a back passage update from William and Producer Ben has provided a 'dossier' of evidence for why he should be allowed to speak.

 

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Weekend Release: Doggy Style

Fri 15th Jan 2021

They still won't let him speak, but that doesn't stop Producer Ben from being the talk of the town. After William and Jordan chat about Diego the whippet, they move onto some queries from a new listener and a bossy tea bag.

 

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Help We've Killed Manilow

Tue 12th Jan 2021

Series 7 is finally upon us and William and Jordan get to answering the most important questions right away. Is Barry Manilow dead? Has Joe Wicks taught William how to hang a picture frame? Will Producer Ben be allowed to speak again? Actually, it was just Producer Ben who was asking that. They also have time to get to your problems and dilemmas and there's a return for Jordan's Joke of the Week.

 

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2020 Fistmas Special

Fri 25th Dec 2020

We can’t be together in person like last year's Fistmas, but we can still use our festive spirit to warm each other’s cockles with the 2020 Fistmas Special. William and Jordan chat about their Christmas traditions before unloading their festive sack of all its goodies. Perfect for that moment on Christmas Day when everyone usually falls asleep.

 

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I'm A Celeb: The Reunion

Tue 22nd Dec 2020

Our King of the Castle rejoins our Queen of the Podcast (and Producer Ben) to unpack some of the key moments from his time on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. That sick on the side of a cliff, those bushtucker trials and the phantom dribbler… and a few bits in between. This is the episode every G and Diva has been waiting for (for a couple of weeks longer than we expected… blame Producer Ben).

 

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I'm A Celeb: Jordan North Is The King Of Our Castle

Sat 5th Dec 2020

It’s the twentieth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan might not be King in Wales but he is the King of our Castle! We are so proud of what he has achieved in the castle, and this podcast is dedicated to everything he has done in those four walls. We love Jordan. We love you. #GetBehindJordan until the end.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Elves, Celebrity Cyclone and Jordan’s Best Bits

Fri 4th Dec 2020

It’s the nineteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan IS IN THE FINAL OF I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE! He gets through the Celebrity Cyclone, he dresses up as an elf, but the most important thing is he’s made it to the final three!!! If you want to see Jordan WIN #ImACeleb, now is the time to VOTE VOTE VOTE and #GetBehindJordan. And then vote again. And then #GetBehindJordan again. And then vote one more time.

 

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I'm A Celeb: 120 Elephants, Kinder Bueno and Sam Thompson

Thu 3rd Dec 2020

It’s the eighteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got his hands on some Kinder Bueno. There’s time for him to play hide and seek, ask the other campmates ‘Would You Rather?’ and he confirms that he’s never had crabs. If you want to see Jordan in the #ImACeleb final, now is the time to VOTE VOTE VOTE and #GetBehindJordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Castle Inn, I Will Survive and Jay Rodriguez

Wed 2nd Dec 2020

It’s the seventeenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got a six pack! Which he promptly loses after a camp visit to the pub. After Bev’s departure, there wasn’t much that could have cheered Our Jordan up. Luckily there was a pint of Guinness on hand. Remember, from now until the end, we all need to #GetBehindJordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Phantom Dribbler, Bye Bev and Scarlett Moffatt

Tue 1st Dec 2020

It’s the sixteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and accusations are flying around the castle about the identity of The Phantom Dribbler. The tide has turned on chief accuser Shane, but Jordan can never be too careful with making sure the other campmates don’t question the sprinkle from his tinkle. Remember, from now until the end, lets #GetBehindJordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Spit, Mutton and Joe Tasker

Mon 30th Nov 2020

It’s the fifteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Sprinkle/Tinkle Gate is still WIDE open. Jordan’s happy with his mutton (despite it not being dressed as lamb, but he’s not quite as happy with his octopus (which he chooses to spit). He’s also one of the unlucky few to miss out on a treat from his family. A mixed day. Remember, from now until the end, lets #GetBehindJordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Week 2, Your Questions and Christopher Biggins

Sun 29th Nov 2020

It’s the fourteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for William and Producer Ben to reflect on Jordan’s second week in the castle. They consider how much Jordan has changed, which celebrity from the show they’ll have as a guest and they enjoy a great old time with Christopher Biggins. Remember, from now until the end, lets #GetBehindJordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Privy Problems, Nessun Dorma and Matt Edmondson

Sat 28th Nov 2020

It’s the thirteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for the first celebrity to head home. AJ blames Jordan for some tinkle problems, Russell teaches the campmates how to sing and there’s an emotional farewell as they share their last meal as a 12. This just got real. From now until the end, join us and #GetBehindJordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Policeman, Halsey and Woody and Kleiny

Fri 27th Nov 2020

It’s the twelfth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s come to the time when we need to start voting for Jordan to keep him in the castle.Nonsense nonsense nonsense Mo Farah policeman and we also chat about the time when Jordan got Halsey and Yungblud in a muddle. You better listen close or you might misunderstand what we’re saying in this one.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Bye Bye Beard, Megashag and Special Guest

Thu 26th Nov 2020

It’s the eleventh day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North’s face is now as bare as his chest. But this episode isn’t about Jordan’s face, chest or leadership. It’s about the special guest. A guest so big, you’ll have to listen to find out who it is.

 

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I'm A Celeb: All That Jazz, Showering Shane and Pendleside Hospice

Wed 25th Nov 2020

It’s the tenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North has once again lifted the mood of the nation. Last night we witnessed Jordan flossing(?) with his Burnley scarf, he learnt to dance to Chicago’s All That Jazz and that was all before he let Shane Ritchie fiddle with his nipples. I don’t think we’re getting a quiet night for Jordan North in this entire series, are we?

 

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I'm A Celeb: Bev’s Book, Donna the Duck and Riyadh Khalaf

Tue 24th Nov 2020

It’s the ninth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and things are starting to get a bit tense. Although the cracks are starting to appear under Jordan’s laidback leadership, there’s still time for him to herd some ducks, win the castle coin challenge and looking forward to being ‘sat’ reading Beverley’s book.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Royal Banquet, Camp Leader and Owain Wyn-Evans

Mon 23rd Nov 2020

It’s the eighth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has won himself another vote. The consequences of this latest vote are much less stressful than any vault or tunnel for most of us, but for Jordan it’s probably the stressiest of them all. Making decisions as Camp Leader was his hardest challenge last night. Spooning gravy down his gullet was the easiest.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Week 1, Luxury Items and Bev's Daughter Danielle

Sun 22nd Nov 2020

It's the end of the first week of Jordan's time in the castle and WHAT A WEEK IT'S BEEN. William and Producer Ben mull over the highlights of the past 7 days, they answer some of your problems and get to chatting to Bev's daughter Danielle about the budding friendship between Jordan and her Mum.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Royal Confessions, Terror Troughs and Tony Blackburn

Sat 21st Nov 2020

It’s the sixth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it was supposed to be Jordan’s first night off any involvement in a trial. We still managed to fit in a tiny bit of Jordan in a trial. Other things that haven’t changed are Jordan is still wearing his Burnley scarf, he’s still getting confused by the meaning of words and he’s still being an all round great guy as he pumped a shower for Mo Farah when no one else would. Keep it up, Our Jordan.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Bare Foot Massage, Trapped Door and Nick Grimshaw

Fri 20th Nov 2020

It’s the fifth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and we’re just about getting used to our best mate being one of the most talked about telly personalities in the UK. Jordan was given his luxury item via a Ruthie bare foot massage, he got 12 stars in last night’s trial with barely a whimper and finally… FINALLY, he can have an early night!

 

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I'm A Celeb: Bread and Butter, Nessa’s Tattoo and Jake Quickenden

Thu 19th Nov 2020

It’s the fourth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and after being worried sick for the first 15 minutes with no Jordan on our screens, we ended up having a whale of a time. Jordan was treated to some Michelin star level bread and butter, he had some sage advice for Ruthie and Russell as they took on their first trial and he thought the ‘ghost’ was around the corner when Shane decided to prank him in the privy.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Frights Of The Round Table, Three Day Underwear and Katie Thistleton

Wed 18th Nov 2020

It’s the third day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and PLEASE CAN WE JUST HAVE A QUIET DAY OF JORDAN NORTH IN THE CASTLE. We learnt he weed the bed when he was 15, that he hasn’t yet changed out of his boxers and we had the first eating trial - with lots of gipping. William named this the disgusting episode of I’m A Celeb, and to be honest I’d probably agree with him.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Happy Place, Happy Place, Turf Moor, Happy Place and Kerry Katona

Tue 17th Nov 2020

It’s the second day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and to be honest we don’t have much to update you on. ONLY KIDDING. There’s Jordan showering Vernon Kay, Jordan telling Mo that he missed Super Saturday, and Jordan telling Bev that Wendy had her exercise video. Oh… and the Viper Vault. AND he’s on tonight’s trial too. Just another quiet night of ITV primetime telly to get through.

 

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I'm A Celeb: Vomit, Bev's Pockets and Jordan's Mum

Mon 16th Nov 2020

It's the day after the first episode and William's joined by Producer Ben and Jordan's Mum to talk about life in the I'm A Celebrity castle. As we expected, Jordan becomes centre of attention almost immediately as he throws up before it even gets going. Once he's talked down from the cliff edge by Sir Mo Farah it's quickly onto the castle, where too Jordan's surprise it's a castle and finally Jordan is voted for tonight's bushtucker trial - Viper Vault. That sounds right up his street.

 

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Help I Sexted My Boss Does I'm A Celebrity

Tue 10th Nov 2020

William reveals our plans for Help I Sexted My Boss during Jordan's stint in the castle. Plus, he introduces a very very very special guest.

 

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Help My Co-Host's Going Into The Castle

Mon 9th Nov 2020

Jordan North has some news to share and we think you're going to want to hear it.

 

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Help It's The Best Of Series 5 - Part Two

Fri 30th Oct 2020

William and Jordan take you through a second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 - including a powerful letter from Charlotte, a reading from William's will and a guest appearance from Jordan's Mum.

 

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Help It's The Best of Series 5 - Part One

Tue 27th Oct 2020

William and Jordan take you through the Best Bits of Series 5 - including Jordan's kinks, William's back passage delivery and we find out the uses for numbing lube. The second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 will be out on Friday.

 

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Replay: Help We've Landed In Monaco

Fri 16th Oct 2020

For our final replay, it was Jordan's turn to decide on the episode we put out on the feed, and he opted to relive the lavish luxury of Monaco. Would Jordan's adventure into how the other half lived filled with disaster at almost every corner? We thought it probably would, that's why we did it. But you'll have to listen to find out.

 

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Replay: Help I'm Marrying An American

Fri 9th Oct 2020

After the success of last week's REPLAY, this time it's William's turn to choose his favourite episode of the podcast. William obviously thinks it's all been downhill since the start because he's chosen the Royal Wedding Special from Series 1. To celebrate the always uneventful matrimony between Prince Harry and Meghan, William invites Jordan around for a luxury meal in his luxury flat. You might remember Jordan getting mixed up with his Princesses, his words and his manners - he gets mixed up a lot, but never more than in the Royal Wedding 'Spesh. The sixth series of Help I Sexted My Boss begins on the 3rd of November.

 

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Replay: Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed

Fri 2nd Oct 2020

This is the episode that features the winning moment of the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss World Cup of Best Moments. It's a prestigious title, and there could only be one winner. With the G and Divas voting in their droves on Twitter, the moment where Jordan describes his 'gay ghost' was crowned deserved champion. So, as prize for you and me, we've recorded a special new intro and we're re-releasing the episode for you to enjoy in all its gay glory once again. Help I Sexted My Boss returns on November 3rd - mark that date in the diary.

 

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Help My Landlord Saw My Sex Toys

Tue 1st Sep 2020

For one last time in Series 5, William and Jordan are here to help you with your modern dilemmas. They reflect on what has changed since they started recording this series earlier this year, there's a surprise from Mikey and some exciting news about Producer Ben. Not to mention, some classic G and Diva problems to round it all off

 

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Weekend Release: Wilfred and Justin Come Again

Fri 28th Aug 2020

As Producer Ben returns from holiday, as do Wilfred and Justin. Ben spent some time (about half an hour) penning a third episode of the hit comedy drama sitcom and it's quite an insight into his sordid mind. Also, the boys share some news that you're not going to want to miss, but you might regret you ever heard.

 

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Help I've Got A Nude Of My Dad

Tue 25th Aug 2020

Producer Ben is on holiday this week, and to be completely honest you wouldn't be able to tell if was there or not - if you were to ignore the fact William and Jordan bring it up three/four times throughout the episode. In terms of what they actually talk about, William and Jordan chat about their recent meeting in a posh private members club (no, Jordan hasn't changed one bit) and apparently William is getting catty in his old age. It's also the full debut for William's Wacky Word of the Week jingle - it'll be in your head all day.

 

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Weekend Release: Horizontal Refreshment

Fri 21st Aug 2020

It's time for another Weekend Release, brimming with extra bits from William and Jordan. And by extra bits, we mean a snazzy new jingle, more accent chat and talk of having sex with a pineapple.

 

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Help My Brother's Girlfriend Is A Cheat

Tue 18th Aug 2020

From the Cost Per Shag conundrum to an erotic photo fail, William and Jordan help you navigate more modern day dilemmas.

 

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Weekend Release: When Life Gives You Melons

Fri 14th Aug 2020

After the podcast received one of its most controversial questions to date, there is only one topic that we could start (and end) this Weekend Release with. Make sure you keep listening until the end to hear an update from Richard Pipkins.

 

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Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker

Tue 11th Aug 2020

This episode has quite possibly the most stunning problem we've ever had… and we've had a few.

 

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Weekend Release: William The Cover Star

Fri 7th Aug 2020

Most of us couldn't imagine William could get any more fabulous… until we found out he's a cover star.

 

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Help I've Got My Eye On My Optician

Tue 4th Aug 2020

William chats about the etiquette of wearing a facemask, Jordan reveals his 30th birthday present and the pair share the tale of their latest sexual contact. And that's before we even get to William's WACKY Word of the Week.

 

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Weekend Release: Ding-Dong Ditch

Fri 31st Jul 2020

William and Jordan discuss the various names for knocking a door and running away before replanning their 2020 tour to include Barbados!

 

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Help I Want A Rhino On My Face

Tue 28th Jul 2020

William is joined by Jordan (and his mum) on his holiday in Spain.

 

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Weekend Release: Jordan's Elocution Lesson

Fri 24th Jul 2020

In the aftermath of William restarting elocution lessons after spending too much time with Jordan, the only acceptable outcome was to invite Jordan along for the ride for his own personalised lesson. As Jordan learns how to say 'ow' properly, maybe you'll be saying the same after listening to this episode. If you want to work on your voice like William and Jordan, please visit Gary’s website https://www.britishactingacademy.co.uk for more information.

 

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Help I've Found A Ring In My Room

Tue 21st Jul 2020

*FANFARE FOR NEW FEATURE* William's Wacky Word of the Week is back… I can't believe it ever went away. Elsewhere in the episode, Jordan updates us on the fun he used to get up to at his Aunty Cath's, William does his best effeminate Margaret Thatcher impression and Jordan has an update about a gay ghost.

 

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Weekend Release: Fortnum & Mason Afternoon Tea

Fri 17th Jul 2020

William invites Jordan to spend an afternoon stuffing his face with bread, butter and something sweet. Except it's a tiny bit classier than that.

 

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Help I Like It Thick Cut

Tue 14th Jul 2020

After the reading of William's will in the last episode we thought we had to bring excitement levels down again. So William shares news of his new pillow, Jordan shares his superstitions (there are a lot) and we struggle to come up with a joke of the week. We'll bring back the excitement next week.

 

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Weekend Release: William's Perfect

Fri 10th Jul 2020

William and Jordan return with their Weekend Release.

 

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Help I Need To Work On My Dipthongs

Tue 7th Jul 2020

If we had a Jordan episode a few weeks ago, this is certainly a William one (make sure you're pronouncing the one correctly (you'll get this when you listen to the episode)). William opens up about some slipping standards and he lets Jordan read out the details of his will. Jordan shares a story about his zip being down. They might be best mates but they honestly couldn't be more different.

 

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Weekend Release: Our Jordan, My William

Fri 3rd Jul 2020

William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release.

 

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Help My Folks Aren't Woke

Tue 30th Jun 2020

After a week off filled with rest and recuperation, William is back at his best in this episode of the podcast. He educates Jordan about chantilly cream, educates himself on if a traybake yorkshire pudding is common and there's an important announcement that he's in charge of. You will not want to miss out on this one… unless you're in the UK and you don't want to get jealous.

 

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Weekend Release: Battenberg In The Park

Fri 26th Jun 2020

With social distancing rules relaxed, after 12 weeks apart William and Jordan were finally able to be within two metres of each other - which is close enough for William. They discuss how they've all got a tiny bit chubbier, they chat about the etiquette of being topless in the park and William shares news about some new fans in the Cabinet Office.

 

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Help I Can't Get A Word In Edgeways

Tue 23rd Jun 2020

This podcast is hosted by Jordan North and features guest star William Hanson. In this episode you can hear Jordan sharing a story about him wetting the bed, how many unread messages Jordan has on his WhatsApp, a message from Producer Ben's girlfriend into Jordan's radio show and Jordan's first proper pint of lockdown. If you want to hear about William's life… you'll probably get more excited about next week's episode.

 

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Weekend Release: Jordan's In My Dreams

Fri 19th Jun 2020

In the first episode of the new bonus podcast from William and Jordan, we dissect one G and Divas dream featuring our very own Mr North. And William takes great pleasure in informing that Jordan has once again been nonsensical.

 

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Help I've Got Wood In A Van

Tue 16th Jun 2020

William and Jordan are living in their own bubble this week as William attempts to tempt Jordan to come over to his as part of his bubble. William has the builders in to build his new wardrobe, Jordan learns what the lady doth protest means and we discover the date of the first ever 'picky tea'.

 

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Help I'm In Love With My Best Friend

Tue 9th Jun 2020

Last week it was OK magazine, this week it's the Archbishop of Banterbury Instagram account. Jordan's made his mum proud these last few weeks. William and Jordan chat about Jordan's viral tweet and about the school projects they did (or they got their handyman to do). They help with a filthy neighbour, what to do if you've pooed on a driveway and how to tell a tea cup from a mug.

 

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Help I'm Using William's Dongle

Tue 2nd Jun 2020

Ok, there's something we need to talk about. Jordan was interviewed in Ok magazine, and it might IT MIGHT be the thing his mum, Wendy is proudest of him about. After completing not just one, but two 5km runs, William shares what your trainers really say about you. And things end on a low note… you'll have to listen to find out what that's all about.

 

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Help I'm Googling Lube

Tue 26th May 2020

Things get a bit tingly between William and Jordan as they get elbow deep into the world of lubrication. Jordan shares why his walls are now covered in white liquid and William gets angry that helpful people let him know he's a meme on the internet. But you'll mainly want to hear the lube bit.

 

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Help My Parents Are Pampering My Boyfriend

Tue 19th May 2020

William and Jordan wrestle with perhaps the most important question they've ever dealt with… has Jordan changed? With a story of a colour consultation, details of how Jordan ended a Zoom call with a wee and a girlfriend who thinks her parents are pampering her other half. As always, we've got all the bases covered.

 

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Help I Can't Handle The D

Tue 12th May 2020

William and Jordan are back to help you with your lockdown dilemmas.

 

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Help I Sound Like I'm In A Tunnel

Tue 5th May 2020

It lasted about four weeks after we expected, but it has now happened. A technical glitch in an episode recorded remotely during lockdown. We can't really explain why or how it happened. But it did. For this we can only apologise, and we hope it doesn't impact on your listening enjoyment. Other than that, William and Jordan get very squiffy, Jordan gets his nips out and Producer Ben remembers to remind Jordan to take his cooking out of the oven on time.

 

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Help There's A Delivery Up My Back Passage

Tue 28th Apr 2020

William and Jordan are on the mic once again as they help you with your everyday dilemmas from the safety of their homes. There is advice for if you fantasise about your favourite radio/podcast host, William gets a delivery up his back passage and Jordan has another sitcom episode to reveal - this time with two or three familiar characters.

 

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Help I Want To Use My Uvula

Tue 21st Apr 2020

William and Jordan are back into their bedroom's/the oval office to help you with your lockdown dilemmas. It turns out that seeing naked people through their windows is still a massive problem during lockdown, Jordan's sitcom is definitely worth hearing but maybe not worth watching and opera singers have as many issues as the rest of us.

 

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Help We're In A Love Lockdown

Tue 14th Apr 2020

For the first time ever, William and Jordan record a full episode of the podcast from the comfort of their respective homes. William in his best suit in the study. Jordan in his boxers from his bedroom. They chat about how they're getting on with social distancing, what to do about love in a lockdown and what to do if your flatmate isn't respecting the sanctity of the closed bedroom door.

 

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Help My Boyfriend Is A Dick

Tue 7th Apr 2020

William and Jordan return to answer the dilemmas and questions of the esteemed G and Divas - but this week they've also got some problems of their own. Jordan has issues with his new wardrobe and chats about some interesting uses for his dressing gown. William complains about the lack of forthcoming love for him and calls someone's boyfriend a dickhead.

 

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Help My Daughter Loves The D

Tue 31st Mar 2020

William and Jordan return for Series 5 of Help I Sexted My Boss, and it doesn't take long for them to get back into the swing of things. William gets excited about Shawn Mendes' bulge, Jordan reveals that he has a 'missus' and a G and Diva reveals that their daughter loves the D.

 

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Help It's The Best Of Series 4

Tue 24th Mar 2020

William and Jordan take you through the best bits of Series 4 of Help I Sexted My Boss - including a gay ghost, Fistmas and Producer Ben speaks!

 

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Help We're Live In Leeds

Mon 27th Jan 2020

For the final time on tour, here is a sneak peak from inside Help I Sexted My Boss tour life. From inside the van to sneaking on stage pre-show, this is the bonus podcast episode you've been waiting for. This was supposed to come out on Friday so you've been waiting a bit longer than we'd hoped.... but it will be worth it. Just blame Producer Ben.

 

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Help We're On Tour In Bristol

Wed 22nd Jan 2020

For the latest leg of the tour, William and Jordan have returned to the spiritual home of the executive producer. Jordan is taken on a tour of (the outside of) William's school, 'parps' William's car horn and it all ends with an old-fashioned sing song - what more could you want?

 

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Help We're On Tour In Glasgow

Mon 20th Jan 2020

This is the first of three special episodes from our time on tour around the country. You find William and Jordan on a street corner in Glasgow - proof that dreams do come true - as they update you on the latest events from the Bring On The D tour and answer favourite questions from the live shows so far. Make sure that you're subscribed to get the next couple of episodes as soon as they are released.

 

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Help It's Fistmas At Jordan's

Tue 17th Dec 2019

Jordan has invited William over for Fistmas and it's set to be their most memorable dinner at Jordan's to date. (To date the only dinner that William has had at Jordan's). The pair discuss plan's for this Christmas, answer the last four of your problems of the year and go for a shocking tour of Jordan's abode… Stick around until the end.

 

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Help We're Practically Perfect (In Every Way)

Tue 10th Dec 2019

William's dreams came true this week as he was finally able to pop in to Mary Poppins with Jordan. In this episode you can hear how they got on in the theatre, you can hear a very special voice for the very first time and Jordan hatches a very special plan.

 

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Help There's Something Under Your Bed

Tue 3rd Dec 2019

Once again the gin and Dubonnet becomes too much for William and Jordan (mainly William) to handle. Which means you'll get good advice for the first half or so, and then it quickly goes downhill from there. Listeners get in touch about a special Christmas party, regifting and Jordan remembers finding something in his friend's mum's draw...

 

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Help I’m Going Thin On Top

Tue 26th Nov 2019

William and Jordan are back to with more advice to help you navigate the struggles of daily life, including how to deal with drunk guests at a party and what to do when you're forced to watch really bad amateur dramatics.

 

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Help I've Had A Ride On The Duchess Of Cornwall

Tue 19th Nov 2019

Don't worry royal lovers, The Duchess of Cornwall is also a ferry. Elsewhere in the episode William tells Jordan why he won't be inviting his parents to the live tour in January, Jordan thinks the Orient Express stops off in Leyton and shares tips on how to become a part time radio DJ.

 

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Jo from I Secretly Record My Boyfriend Calls The Help Hotline

Thu 14th Nov 2019

Jo keeps a massive secret from her boyfriend - she records him for a podcast that he has no idea exists. So her problem for William and Jordan is pretty simple - should she tell him? And if so... how?!

 

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Help We're Live In Manchester

Tue 12th Nov 2019

After their recent performance at the Manchester Podcast Festival, William and Jordan release this edited version of their on-stage show.

 

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Help I'm Surrounded By Naked Posh Boys

Tue 5th Nov 2019

Producer Ben is back to oversee quite possibly the funniest episode of the series so far. Hard to say if it's definitely true, but for the person who writes these descriptions it's definitely true. William and Jordan tackle lots of problems associated with nudity this week, and we only have the G and Divas to blame.

 

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Help My Dad's Never Brushed His Teeth

Tue 29th Oct 2019

William and Jordan are let loose to record a podcast on their own as poor Producer Ben has set off on holiday for the week. When left on their own it was William who stepped up to the plate to write the script, Jordan who shared his new favourite chocolate bar and both of them continue to fantasise about their wedding pact. They missed Ben dearly and are very grateful that he is now back in their lives.

 

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Help I Want To Bail

Tue 22nd Oct 2019

It's another week of William and Jordan helping you with your modern day dilemmas, including a lesson on how to speak Burnley and what to if you want to put someone else's funny messages on your socials.

 

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Help We're Getting Married At 50

Tue 15th Oct 2019

Luckily Jordan manages to fit the podcast in amongst his extremely busy BBC schedule - and it's a good job he has done because it's another corker. William and Jordan discuss what they will do if they're both single at 50,they there's an update on what happens to a circumcised penis and they start the search for a non-alcoholic gin and Dubonnet alternative. It's no surprise after all of this that William finds himself with plenty of time to spare...

 

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Jessica Fostekew Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 11th Oct 2019

Comedian and host of the Hoovering podcast Jessica Fostekew calls William and Jordan to discuss

 

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Help How Do I Keep it Casual

Tue 8th Oct 2019

William and Jordan talk about calling your boss mate (it's better than sexting them), Snog, Marry Kill that involves Christopher Biggins and Producer Ben and we hear whether Jordan's Joke of the Week or William's Wacky Word of the week has come out on top.

 

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Riyadh Calls The Help Hotline

Thu 3rd Oct 2019

In the first Help Hotline of the new series, it's YouTuber Riyadh Khalaf who has a problem for William and Jordan to answer. The problem comes in the shape of a penny-sized stamp from Riyadh's cat's bottom. This problem might be too much for William and Jordan...

 

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Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed

Tue 1st Oct 2019

Help I Sexted My Boss returns for a fourth series as William and Jordan get back into the swing of answering all the G and Divas problems. In this cracker of an episode the chaps discuss how they managed to keep hold of their in-demand producer, William turning the grand old age of 30 (thirty) and Jordan's unexpected trip to a 'brasshouse'. With plenty more fun booked in between now and Christmas, make sure you are subscribed, primed and ready for the boys’ weekly release.

 

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Help It's The Best Of Series 3

Tue 24th Sep 2019

As the boys prepare for Series 3, we hear some of the best moments from the third series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From William and Jordan's luxury trip to Monaco... to their not so luxury trip to Burnley. From chomping pork to Roger the butcher. From Jordan's Joke of the Week to #GiveMeThe D. This is the best bits from Series 3. Series 4 of Help I Sexted My Boss starts on 1st October. Subscribe and review!

 

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Help How Do I Leave The (WhatsApp) Group?

Tue 18th Jun 2019

It's a sad sad sad day. The end of Series 3. But things have got even sadder. After William and Jordan discovered that Producer Ben has worked on another podcast, they have decided to end his role as producer of the podcast. So as Producer Ben writes these descriptions, I have decided to end this description early. You know what to expect at this point anyway.

 

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Owain Calls The Help Hotline

Thu 13th Jun 2019

Who knew Help I Sexted My Boss could get even more flamboyant? I didn't think it could. But since weather presenter and journalist Owain Wyn Evans called the Help Hotline, it's become very clear that William and Jordan have many areas in which they could improve their flamboyance. Owain is on with his problem - what do you do if someone asks for your number and you don't want to give them your number? After a bit of struggling, William and Jordan come up with the answer. But if you do want Producer Ben's number… just ask. X

 

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Help What Happens In Monaco Doesn't Stay In Monaco

Tue 11th Jun 2019

THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE. William has to reveal what happened in Monaco. But before he gets to that, the lads chat about armrest etiquette, what to do with a third wheel and how the podcast should be the first thing on every first date conversation list… except if you're friends with Jordan.

 

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Help It's The State Visit Extra Bits

Thu 6th Jun 2019

After Tuesday's 'normal' episode recorded in Burnley, in this special episode we hear William raw and (slightly) unedited in Jordan's hometown. The pair have a mince around Burnley town centre, go for a tour of Turf Moor and finish off with a curry and a night in a hotel bed together… not like that. This is a state visit with way more class than any that has ever been before.

 

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Help It's William's State Visit To Burnley

Tue 4th Jun 2019

As Donald Trump arrives in London for his state visit to the UK, William arrives in Burnley for a trip Help I Sexted My Boss style. The visit does not get off to the best of starts as they arrive into a fairly beaten up AirBnB, but with the friendly people of Burnley, the incredible(!) surroundings of Turf Moor and a decent Oddies pastry in hand - it can only get better!

 

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Taylor From Drunk Women Solving Crime Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 31st May 2019

The Help Hotline returns after a break, thanks to Producer Ben actually switching the phone on… Our first caller is Taylor Glenn from the podcast Drunk Women Solving Crime. Much like William and Jordan, Taylor and her co-hosts are often found quite well sauced after a recording of their podcast, and this is exactly what her problem entails!

 

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Help Jordan Has An Idea

Tue 28th May 2019

Ever since William took the Sexted crew to Monaco for a luxury mini-break there has been an imbalance in the podcast for something a bit more… well, common. Jordan has the answer to that problem in this episode. The pair answer the G and Diva problems, including answering whether it's acceptable to go outside with wet hair - William and Jordan disagree. And there is a special edition of #GiveMeTheD.

 

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Help My Best Man Wants To Go Commando

Tue 21st May 2019

This week Producer Ben is getting a tattoo, which William does not approve of, so Jordan and William have plenty to get their teeth into from the off. In this episode we hear the podcast at it's jokey best, but we also hear a more serious side to our dynamic duo. From discussing whether one should wipe whilst standing or sitting, to having an honest chat about what to do if a friend is struggling - this episode has it all.

 

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Help The Kids Aren't Alright

Tue 14th May 2019

The lads are back in the studio and have lots to get through this week. The new royal baby (at time of recording didn't have a name) takes top billing in this episode, Jordan prepares for a special show on national radio and William has an answer for a G and Diva from Cornwall who is preparing for children over the busy summer holiday.

 

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Help Someone's Parked In My Diplomatic Parking Bay

Tue 7th May 2019

William and Jordan receive their first ever diplomatic letter-headed paper - don't worry, it's not a complaint against Jordan. Jordan has a potential business idea and he's hoping that William might be his first investor. And the boys answer your problems as usual. They are the agony aunts that keep on giving.

 

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Marsha Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 3rd May 2019

Marsha calls William and Jordan to ask about what she should do if she goes to a friend's house and finds they have a filthy bathroom. William fans should listen if they care to find out about which bathroom cleaning products he prefers.

 

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Help We're Backstage In Hackney

Tue 30th Apr 2019

William and Jordan turn on the microphones ahead of one of their live shows in Hackney.

 

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Help I Don't Want Kids

Tue 23rd Apr 2019

William and Jordan have returned from their travels to get back to what they do best… delivering mediocre advice for all of you lovely G and Divas. This is the first ever G&Dless episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, for quite an unusual reason. But the boys still manage to solve many problems. Including where is best to eat in Preston, what should you say if you really, really don't want children and they offer up some advice on how to host your own G and Diva party.

 

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Help There's No Sauce For My Sausage

Tue 16th Apr 2019

William and Jordan return with a second episode recorded in their hotel room in Monaco. They discuss if Jordan behaved well enough during their Michelin starred meal, William shares his etiquette faux pas and Jordan continues to say words wrong.

 

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Sophie Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 12th Apr 2019

In a special episode of the Help Hotline recorded live from Monaco, Sophie calls up William and Jordan to find out how best to deal with Instagram when abroad.

 

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Help We've Landed In Monaco

Tue 9th Apr 2019

William and Jordan land in lovely Monaco for the very first Help I Sexted My Boss holiday. The pair discuss how much Jordan stuck out like a sore thumb, they welcome a third (fourth) member to the Sexted clan and they prepare for a night under the covers.

 

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William's Luxury Flatmate Calls The Help Hotline

Sat 6th Apr 2019

William's former luxury flatmate 'John' calls the Help Hotline with his problem when meeting up with old friends before sharing some tales from living with our William.

 

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Help Do I Spit Or Swallow

Tue 2nd Apr 2019

In this episode the boys tackle one of the all time classic questions - to spit, or to swallow. Jordan is hungover, William has been to a fancy party. All the ingredients that are needed for a classic episode of Help I Sexted My Boss

 

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Joe Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 29th Mar 2019

Joe and his friend from university have some trouble with the morality of a Tinder date when one of their companions is still in a relationship when she came on the initial date. William and Jordan are here to solve this modern day problem.

 

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Help I Laid A Log In A Wood

Tue 26th Mar 2019

The advice flows once more from the mouths of William and Jordan like cat sick out of a cat's mouth - thick and fast. This week the boys chat movies, bad handwriting and there's lots about the toilet - or I should say where to go to the toilet.

 

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Help My Neighbour's Got A Big Package

Tue 19th Mar 2019

What would you do if your neighbour's delivery came through your front door already opened and it happened to be some… rather rude? Well, William and Jordan are on hand to answer that specific problem for you!

 

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Luca Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 15th Mar 2019

This time when the Help Hotline rings William and Jordan find themselves in William's luxury residence. They're on hand to help with Luca's pronunciation woes.

 

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Help My Butcher Has Taken Me Up The Asda

Tue 12th Mar 2019

In the second episode of the new series, William and Jordan chat about butcher's meat, pickled peckers and the state of Jordan's DMs. This is the podcast for all of your everyday modern challenges, problems and dilemmas.

 

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Doctor Simon Calls The Help Hotline

Sun 10th Mar 2019

The Help Hotline is open! William and Jordan are on hand to chat through your problems, and Doctor Simon has a dilemma.

 

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Help My Gran Has No Filter

Tue 5th Mar 2019

William and Jordan are back for Series 3 with more advice for the everyday challenges of modern life. The pair discuss William's recent viral tweet, Jordan's Hello! appearance and the etiquette of having a Gran who is always saying the wrong thing.

 

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Help It's The Best Of Series 2

Tue 26th Feb 2019

As the boys prepare for Series 3, we hear some of the best moments from the second series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From a cat choking on a condom to Jordan's alter ego, this is a run down of some of the classic moments from our second run of episodes. Series 3 of Help I Sexted My Boss starts on 5th March. Subscribe and review!

 

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Help It's Christmas Day

Tue 25th Dec 2018

Christmas is a time for getting together with friends. So, as it's the final episode of this series, William has invited Jordan over to his for some festive treats!

 

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Help We're Live In Camden

Tue 18th Dec 2018

William and Jordan host the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss.… LIVE. You hear a sneaky peak in this episode, but it might be heavily censored - the debauchery wasn't suitable for all ears… Maybe we will have to treat some more of you to another live show in the near future…

 

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Help I've Photocopied My Bum

Tue 11th Dec 2018

Christmas fever is officially sweeping the nation. And there's one place where this festive cheer can turn into a minefield more than anywhere else. The office. Luckily, William and Jordan are on hand to help you with all your Christmas in the office concerns.

 

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Help I'm Calling From The Bog

Tue 4th Dec 2018

Ring ring, ring ring. Your phone is ringing. But you're on the loo. What do you do? Pick up the phone? But you're literally having a poo. Well, if you want to know the answer to picking up the phone whilst you sat with your trousers down, this is the podcast for you. William and Jordan also talk about other things to do with phones, but the poo thing is a definite highlight.

 

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Help I've Pulled On A Pendalino

Tue 27th Nov 2018

Whenever you're next hurtling through the British countryside on a fine public transport carriage, maybe you will think back to this episode. The episode where William and Jordan take you through everything there is to know about etiquette on a train… pretty much everything.

 

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Help I Sneaked In A Sandwich

Tue 20th Nov 2018

William and Jordan get their mochalattaflatwhitecino orders in at the coffee shop and deliver you some much-needed advice on how to survive in the complex world of the modern day cafe.

 

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Help I've Replied All

Tue 13th Nov 2018

For something that seems so easy, emailing people has the potential to throw up oh so many problems. Luckily, it's William and Jordan's latest topic for discussion, so from now on you've got nothing to worry about…

 

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Help I'm Smuggling A Budgie

Tue 6th Nov 2018

William and Jordan share everything you need to know about dressing to impress.

 

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Help It's Halloween

Tue 30th Oct 2018

Unsurprisingly, Halloween is not William's cup of tea, but Jordan gets the costumes in and the boys share all the tips you'll need for the spooky sesh… Oh, and William will tell you it's spelled Hallowe'en. He does care really.

 

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Help I'm Going Up The West End

Tue 23rd Oct 2018

It's showtime! William and Jordan raise the curtain to answer your questions and dilemmas about going to the theatre.

 

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Help My Cat Ate A Condom

Tue 16th Oct 2018

What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.

 

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Help We're Moving In

Tue 9th Oct 2018

William and Jordan talk about living with a partner. Yes, you love them - but that doesn't mean it's not difficult. It's quite similar to William's relationship with Jordan actually…

 

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Help I'm A Netflix Cheat

Tue 2nd Oct 2018

Is it OK to eat in front of the telly? Are spoilers allowed? How bad is Netflix cheating? William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice about watching television.

 

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Help I'm A Fresher

Tue 25th Sep 2018

With students across the country heading off to university, William and Jordan decide to lecture them on the rights and wrongs of student life.

 

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Help I Live Next Door To A Cougar

Tue 18th Sep 2018

William and Jordan let you in to everything you need to know about neighbours. No, not the Australian Soap Opera, this is about the people you live next to, above or below - or in William's case, the cows he lives next to.

 

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Help I Deep Liked Your Ex

Tue 11th Sep 2018

William and Jordan share advice about how to live your life on Facebook.

 

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Help We're Back

Tue 4th Sep 2018

William Hanson and Jordan North return to help you with the daily struggles of modern life. In this episode the boys discuss returning to work after the long, hot summer. How long after your holiday are you allowed to talk about it? As a parent, should you pick your child's new pencil case? And what is the best way to take a compliment?

 

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Help It's The Best Of Series 1

Tue 21st Aug 2018

As the boys prepare for Series 2, we hear some of the best moments from the first series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From Jordan struggling to pronounce trepidation to William solving problems, this is the perfect quick fix of Help I Sexted My Boss.

 

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Help It’s Time For Takeoff

Tue 3rd Jul 2018

The boys share advice on airplanes as they get ready for holiday season in the last episode of this series.

 

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Help I’m Having A BBQ

Tue 26th Jun 2018

Summer is here! So William tells Jordan everything he needs to host a garden party, not a BBQ!

 

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Help I Had Sex On TV

Tue 19th Jun 2018

With Love Island back on our screens Jordan and William have lots of advice for reality telly lovers.

 

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Help I’ve Flown The Nest

Tue 12th Jun 2018

Jordan has moved to London and William is on hand with some advice about relocating.

 

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Help I Can’t Stand Football

Tue 5th Jun 2018

William and Jordan are having a World Cup party and have some very different advice for football fans.

 

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Help I’m Off To Benidorm

Tue 29th May 2018

William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice for us Brits abroad.

 

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Help I Rinsed The Work Drinks

Tue 22nd May 2018

The rights and wrongs of the workplace can be hard to navigate. Thankfully William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice.

 

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Help I’m Marrying An American

Tue 15th May 2018

Royal weddings can be a struggle. Thankfully, William and Jordan are on hand to help!

 

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Help I Don’t Wash My Gym Kit

Tue 8th May 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of going to the gym.

 

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Help I Don’t Want To Split The Bill

Tue 1st May 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of dining out.

 

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Help I Hate My Flatmate

Tue 24th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of living with flatmates.

 

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Help I Danced Down The Wedding Aisle

Tue 17th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of all things weddings.

 

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Help I Went To A Job Interview Drunk

Tue 10th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a job interview.

 

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Help I Dated Two Guys In An Hour

Tue 3rd Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a break up.

 

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Help I Tweeted A Dick Pic

Tue 27th Mar 2018

William and Jordan talk all things Twitter etiquette with very different advice on how to deal with social media blunders.

 

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Help I Was Sick On A First Date

Tue 20th Mar 2018

William and Jordan share their very different advice on how to deal with first date dilemmas.

 

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Preview

Tue 13th Mar 2018

A preview of what to expect from William and Jordan as they help you navigate the daily struggles of modern life.

 

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