Episode Guide

S2E14 - Help I'm Calling From The Bog

Tue 4th Dec 2018

Ring ring, ring ring. Your phone is ringing. But you're on the loo. What do you do? Pick up the phone? But you're literally having a poo. Well, if you want to know the answer to picking up the phone whilst you sat with your trousers down, this is the podcast for you. William and Jordan also talk about other things to do with phones, but the poo thing is a definite highlight.

S2E13 - Help I've Pulled On A Pendalino

Tue 27th Nov 2018

Whenever you're next hurtling through the British countryside on a fine public transport carriage, maybe you will think back to this episode. The episode where William and Jordan take you through everything there is to know about etiquette on a train… pretty much everything.

S2E12 - Help I Sneaked In A Sandwich

Tue 20th Nov 2018

William and Jordan get their mochalattaflatwhitecino orders in at the coffee shop and deliver you some much-needed advice on how to survive in the complex world of the modern day cafe.

S2E11 - Help I've Replied All

Tue 13th Nov 2018

For something that seems so easy, emailing people has the potential to throw up oh so many problems. Luckily, it's William and Jordan's latest topic for discussion, so from now on you've got nothing to worry about…

S2E10 - Help I'm Smuggling A Budgie

Tue 6th Nov 2018

William and Jordan share everything you need to know about dressing to impress.

S2E09 - Help It's Halloween

Tue 30th Oct 2018

Unsurprisingly, Halloween is not William's cup of tea, but Jordan gets the costumes in and the boys share all the tips you'll need for the spooky sesh… Oh, and William will tell you it's spelled Hallowe'en. He does care really.

S2E08 - Help I'm Going Up The West End

Tue 23rd Oct 2018

It's showtime! William and Jordan raise the curtain to answer your questions and dilemmas about going to the theatre.

S2E07 - Help My Cat Ate A Condom

Tue 16th Oct 2018

What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.

S2E06 - Help We're Moving In

Tue 9th Oct 2018

William and Jordan talk about living with a partner. Yes, you love them - but that doesn't mean it's not difficult. It's quite similar to William's relationship with Jordan actually…

S2E05 - Help I'm A Netflix Cheat

Tue 2nd Oct 2018

Is it OK to eat in front of the telly? Are spoilers allowed? How bad is Netflix cheating? William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice about watching television.

S2E04 - Help I'm A Fresher

Tue 25th Sep 2018

With students across the country heading off to university, William and Jordan decide to lecture them on the rights and wrongs of student life.

S2E03 - Help I Live Next Door To A Cougar

Tue 18th Sep 2018

William and Jordan let you in to everything you need to know about neighbours. No, not the Australian Soap Opera, this is about the people you live next to, above or below - or in William's case, the cows he lives next to.

S2E02 - Help I Deep Liked Your Ex

Tue 11th Sep 2018

William and Jordan share advice about how to live your life on Facebook.

S2E01 - Help We're Back

Tue 4th Sep 2018

William Hanson and Jordan North return to help you with the daily struggles of modern life. In this episode the boys discuss returning to work after the long, hot summer. How long after your holiday are you allowed to talk about it? As a parent, should you pick your child's new pencil case? And what is the best way to take a compliment?

S1E17 - Help It's The Best Of Series 1

Tue 21st Aug 2018

As the boys prepare for Series 2, we hear some of the best moments from the first series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From Jordan struggling to pronounce trepidation to William solving problems, this is the perfect quick fix of Help I Sexted My Boss.

S1E16 - Help It’s Time For Takeoff

Tue 3rd Jul 2018

The boys share advice on airplanes as they get ready for holiday season in the last episode of this series.

S1E15 - Help I’m Having A BBQ

Tue 26th Jun 2018

Summer is here! So William tells Jordan everything he needs to host a garden party, not a BBQ!

S1E14 - Help I Had Sex On TV

Tue 19th Jun 2018

With Love Island back on our screens Jordan and William have lots of advice for reality telly lovers.

S1E13 - Help I’ve Flown The Nest

Tue 12th Jun 2018

Jordan has moved to London and William is on hand with some advice about relocating.

S1E12 - Help I Can’t Stand Football

Tue 5th Jun 2018

William and Jordan are having a World Cup party and have some very different advice for football fans.

S1E11 - Help I’m Off To Benidorm

Tue 29th May 2018

William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice for us Brits abroad.

S1E10 - Help I Rinsed The Work Drinks

Tue 22nd May 2018

The rights and wrongs of the workplace can be hard to navigate. Thankfully William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice.

S1E09 - Help I’m Marrying An American

Tue 15th May 2018

Royal weddings can be a struggle. Thankfully, William and Jordan are on hand to help!

S1E08 - Help I Don’t Wash My Gym Kit

Tue 8th May 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of going to the gym.

S1E07 - Help I Don’t Want To Split The Bill

Tue 1st May 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of dining out.

S1E06 - Help I Hate My Flatmate

Tue 24th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of living with flatmates.

S1E05 - Help I Danced Down The Wedding Aisle

Tue 17th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of all things weddings.

S1E04 - Help I Went To A Job Interview Drunk

Tue 10th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a job interview.

S1E03 - Help I Dated Two Guys In An Hour

Tue 3rd Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a break up.

S1E02 - Help I Tweeted A Dick Pic

Tue 27th Mar 2018

William and Jordan talk all things Twitter etiquette with very different advice on how to deal with social media blunders.

S1E01 - Help I Was Sick On A First Date

Tue 20th Mar 2018

William and Jordan share their very different advice on how to deal with first date dilemmas.

S1E00 - Preview

Thu 8th Mar 2018

A preview of what to expect from William and Jordan as they help you navigate the daily struggles of modern life.