Episode Guide

Help My Best Man Wants To Go Commando

Tue 21st May 2019

This week Producer Ben is getting a tattoo, which William does not approve of, so Jordan and William have plenty to get their teeth into from the off. In this episode we hear the podcast at it's jokey best, but we also hear a more serious side to our dynamic duo. From discussing whether one should wipe whilst standing or sitting, to having an honest chat about what to do if a friend is struggling - this episode has it all.

Help The Kids Aren't Alright

Tue 14th May 2019

The lads are back in the studio and have lots to get through this week. The new royal baby (at time of recording didn't have a name) takes top billing in this episode, Jordan prepares for a special show on national radio and William has an answer for a G and Diva from Cornwall who is preparing for children over the busy summer holiday.

Help Someone's Parked In My Diplomatic Parking Bay

Tue 7th May 2019

William and Jordan receive their first ever diplomatic letter-headed paper - don't worry, it's not a complaint against Jordan. Jordan has a potential business idea and he's hoping that William might be his first investor. And the boys answer your problems as usual. They are the agony aunts that keep on giving.

Marsha Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 3rd May 2019

Marsha calls William and Jordan to ask about what she should do if she goes to a friend's house and finds they have a filthy bathroom. William fans should listen if they care to find out about which bathroom cleaning products he prefers.

Help We're Backstage In Hackney

Tue 30th Apr 2019

William and Jordan turn on the microphones ahead of one of their live shows in Hackney.

Help I Don't Want Kids

Tue 23rd Apr 2019

William and Jordan have returned from their travels to get back to what they do best… delivering mediocre advice for all of you lovely G and Divas. This is the first ever G&Dless episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, for quite an unusual reason. But the boys still manage to solve many problems. Including where is best to eat in Preston, what should you say if you really, really don't want children and they offer up some advice on how to host your own G and Diva party.

Help There's No Sauce For My Sausage

Tue 16th Apr 2019

William and Jordan return with a second episode recorded in their hotel room in Monaco. They discuss if Jordan behaved well enough during their Michelin starred meal, William shares his etiquette faux pas and Jordan continues to say words wrong.

Sophie Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 12th Apr 2019

In a special episode of the Help Hotline recorded live from Monaco, Sophie calls up William and Jordan to find out how best to deal with Instagram when abroad.

Help We've Landed In Monaco

Tue 9th Apr 2019

William and Jordan land in lovely Monaco for the very first Help I Sexted My Boss holiday. The pair discuss how much Jordan stuck out like a sore thumb, they welcome a third (fourth) member to the Sexted clan and they prepare for a night under the covers.

William's Luxury Flatmate Calls The Help Hotline

Sat 6th Apr 2019

William's former luxury flatmate 'John' calls the Help Hotline with his problem when meeting up with old friends before sharing some tales from living with our William.

Help Do I Spit Or Swallow

Tue 2nd Apr 2019

In this episode the boys tackle one of the all time classic questions - to spit, or to swallow. Jordan is hungover, William has been to a fancy party. All the ingredients that are needed for a classic episode of Help I Sexted My Boss

Joe Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 29th Mar 2019

Joe and his friend from university have some trouble with the morality of a Tinder date when one of their companions is still in a relationship when she came on the initial date. William and Jordan are here to solve this modern day problem.

Help I Laid A Log In A Wood

Tue 26th Mar 2019

The advice flows once more from the mouths of William and Jordan like cat sick out of a cat's mouth - thick and fast. This week the boys chat movies, bad handwriting and there's lots about the toilet - or I should say where to go to the toilet.

Help My Neighbour's Got A Big Package

Tue 19th Mar 2019

What would you do if your neighbour's delivery came through your front door already opened and it happened to be some… rather rude? Well, William and Jordan are on hand to answer that specific problem for you!

Luca Calls The Help Hotline

Fri 15th Mar 2019

This time when the Help Hotline rings William and Jordan find themselves in William's luxury residence. They're on hand to help with Luca's pronunciation woes.

Help My Butcher Has Taken Me Up The Asda

Tue 12th Mar 2019

In the second episode of the new series, William and Jordan chat about butcher's meat, pickled peckers and the state of Jordan's DMs. This is the podcast for all of your everyday modern challenges, problems and dilemmas.

Doctor Simon Calls The Help Hotline

Sun 10th Mar 2019

The Help Hotline is open! William and Jordan are on hand to chat through your problems, and Doctor Simon has a dilemma.

Help My Gran Has No Filter

Tue 5th Mar 2019

William and Jordan are back for Series 3 with more advice for the everyday challenges of modern life. The pair discuss William's recent viral tweet, Jordan's Hello! appearance and the etiquette of having a Gran who is always saying the wrong thing.

Help It's The Best Of Series 2

Tue 26th Feb 2019

As the boys prepare for Series 3, we hear some of the best moments from the second series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From a cat choking on a condom to Jordan's alter ego, this is a run down of some of the classic moments from our second run of episodes. Series 3 of Help I Sexted My Boss starts on 5th March. Subscribe and review!

Help It's Christmas Day

Tue 25th Dec 2018

Christmas is a time for getting together with friends. So, as it's the final episode of this series, William has invited Jordan over to his for some festive treats!

Help We're Live In Camden

Tue 18th Dec 2018

William and Jordan host the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss.… LIVE. You hear a sneaky peak in this episode, but it might be heavily censored - the debauchery wasn't suitable for all ears… Maybe we will have to treat some more of you to another live show in the near future…

Help I've Photocopied My Bum

Tue 11th Dec 2018

Christmas fever is officially sweeping the nation. And there's one place where this festive cheer can turn into a minefield more than anywhere else. The office. Luckily, William and Jordan are on hand to help you with all your Christmas in the office concerns.

Help I'm Calling From The Bog

Tue 4th Dec 2018

Ring ring, ring ring. Your phone is ringing. But you're on the loo. What do you do? Pick up the phone? But you're literally having a poo. Well, if you want to know the answer to picking up the phone whilst you sat with your trousers down, this is the podcast for you. William and Jordan also talk about other things to do with phones, but the poo thing is a definite highlight.

Help I've Pulled On A Pendalino

Tue 27th Nov 2018

Whenever you're next hurtling through the British countryside on a fine public transport carriage, maybe you will think back to this episode. The episode where William and Jordan take you through everything there is to know about etiquette on a train… pretty much everything.

Help I Sneaked In A Sandwich

Tue 20th Nov 2018

William and Jordan get their mochalattaflatwhitecino orders in at the coffee shop and deliver you some much-needed advice on how to survive in the complex world of the modern day cafe.

Help I've Replied All

Tue 13th Nov 2018

For something that seems so easy, emailing people has the potential to throw up oh so many problems. Luckily, it's William and Jordan's latest topic for discussion, so from now on you've got nothing to worry about…

Help I'm Smuggling A Budgie

Tue 6th Nov 2018

William and Jordan share everything you need to know about dressing to impress.

Help It's Halloween

Tue 30th Oct 2018

Unsurprisingly, Halloween is not William's cup of tea, but Jordan gets the costumes in and the boys share all the tips you'll need for the spooky sesh… Oh, and William will tell you it's spelled Hallowe'en. He does care really.

Help I'm Going Up The West End

Tue 23rd Oct 2018

It's showtime! William and Jordan raise the curtain to answer your questions and dilemmas about going to the theatre.

Help My Cat Ate A Condom

Tue 16th Oct 2018

What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.

Help We're Moving In

Tue 9th Oct 2018

William and Jordan talk about living with a partner. Yes, you love them - but that doesn't mean it's not difficult. It's quite similar to William's relationship with Jordan actually…

Help I'm A Netflix Cheat

Tue 2nd Oct 2018

Is it OK to eat in front of the telly? Are spoilers allowed? How bad is Netflix cheating? William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice about watching television.

Help I'm A Fresher

Tue 25th Sep 2018

With students across the country heading off to university, William and Jordan decide to lecture them on the rights and wrongs of student life.

Help I Live Next Door To A Cougar

Tue 18th Sep 2018

William and Jordan let you in to everything you need to know about neighbours. No, not the Australian Soap Opera, this is about the people you live next to, above or below - or in William's case, the cows he lives next to.

Help I Deep Liked Your Ex

Tue 11th Sep 2018

William and Jordan share advice about how to live your life on Facebook.

Help We're Back

Tue 4th Sep 2018

William Hanson and Jordan North return to help you with the daily struggles of modern life. In this episode the boys discuss returning to work after the long, hot summer. How long after your holiday are you allowed to talk about it? As a parent, should you pick your child's new pencil case? And what is the best way to take a compliment?

Help It's The Best Of Series 1

Tue 21st Aug 2018

As the boys prepare for Series 2, we hear some of the best moments from the first series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From Jordan struggling to pronounce trepidation to William solving problems, this is the perfect quick fix of Help I Sexted My Boss.

Help It’s Time For Takeoff

Tue 3rd Jul 2018

The boys share advice on airplanes as they get ready for holiday season in the last episode of this series.

Help I’m Having A BBQ

Tue 26th Jun 2018

Summer is here! So William tells Jordan everything he needs to host a garden party, not a BBQ!

Help I Had Sex On TV

Tue 19th Jun 2018

With Love Island back on our screens Jordan and William have lots of advice for reality telly lovers.

Help I’ve Flown The Nest

Tue 12th Jun 2018

Jordan has moved to London and William is on hand with some advice about relocating.

Help I Can’t Stand Football

Tue 5th Jun 2018

William and Jordan are having a World Cup party and have some very different advice for football fans.

Help I’m Off To Benidorm

Tue 29th May 2018

William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice for us Brits abroad.

Help I Rinsed The Work Drinks

Tue 22nd May 2018

The rights and wrongs of the workplace can be hard to navigate. Thankfully William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice.

Help I’m Marrying An American

Tue 15th May 2018

Royal weddings can be a struggle. Thankfully, William and Jordan are on hand to help!

Help I Don’t Wash My Gym Kit

Tue 8th May 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of going to the gym.

Help I Don’t Want To Split The Bill

Tue 1st May 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of dining out.

Help I Hate My Flatmate

Tue 24th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of living with flatmates.

Help I Danced Down The Wedding Aisle

Tue 17th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of all things weddings.

Help I Went To A Job Interview Drunk

Tue 10th Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a job interview.

Help I Dated Two Guys In An Hour

Tue 3rd Apr 2018

William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a break up.

Help I Tweeted A Dick Pic

Tue 27th Mar 2018

William and Jordan talk all things Twitter etiquette with very different advice on how to deal with social media blunders.

Help I Was Sick On A First Date

Tue 20th Mar 2018

William and Jordan share their very different advice on how to deal with first date dilemmas.

Preview

Tue 13th Mar 2018

A preview of what to expect from William and Jordan as they help you navigate the daily struggles of modern life.