It's a sad sad sad day. The end of Series 3. But things have got even sadder. After William and Jordan discovered that Producer Ben has worked on another podcast, they have decided to end his role as producer of the podcast. So as Producer Ben writes these descriptions, I have decided to end this description early. You know what to expect at this point anyway.
Who knew Help I Sexted My Boss could get even more flamboyant? I didn't think it could. But since weather presenter and journalist Owain Wyn Evans called the Help Hotline, it's become very clear that William and Jordan have many areas in which they could improve their flamboyance. Owain is on with his problem - what do you do if someone asks for your number and you don't want to give them your number? After a bit of struggling, William and Jordan come up with the answer. But if you do want Producer Ben's number… just ask. X
THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE. William has to reveal what happened in Monaco. But before he gets to that, the lads chat about armrest etiquette, what to do with a third wheel and how the podcast should be the first thing on every first date conversation list… except if you're friends with Jordan.
After Tuesday's 'normal' episode recorded in Burnley, in this special episode we hear William raw and (slightly) unedited in Jordan's hometown. The pair have a mince around Burnley town centre, go for a tour of Turf Moor and finish off with a curry and a night in a hotel bed together… not like that. This is a state visit with way more class than any that has ever been before.
As Donald Trump arrives in London for his state visit to the UK, William arrives in Burnley for a trip Help I Sexted My Boss style. The visit does not get off to the best of starts as they arrive into a fairly beaten up AirBnB, but with the friendly people of Burnley, the incredible(!) surroundings of Turf Moor and a decent Oddies pastry in hand - it can only get better!
The Help Hotline returns after a break, thanks to Producer Ben actually switching the phone on… Our first caller is Taylor Glenn from the podcast Drunk Women Solving Crime. Much like William and Jordan, Taylor and her co-hosts are often found quite well sauced after a recording of their podcast, and this is exactly what her problem entails!
Ever since William took the Sexted crew to Monaco for a luxury mini-break there has been an imbalance in the podcast for something a bit more… well, common. Jordan has the answer to that problem in this episode. The pair answer the G and Diva problems, including answering whether it's acceptable to go outside with wet hair - William and Jordan disagree. And there is a special edition of #GiveMeTheD.
This week Producer Ben is getting a tattoo, which William does not approve of, so Jordan and William have plenty to get their teeth into from the off. In this episode we hear the podcast at it's jokey best, but we also hear a more serious side to our dynamic duo. From discussing whether one should wipe whilst standing or sitting, to having an honest chat about what to do if a friend is struggling - this episode has it all.
The lads are back in the studio and have lots to get through this week. The new royal baby (at time of recording didn't have a name) takes top billing in this episode, Jordan prepares for a special show on national radio and William has an answer for a G and Diva from Cornwall who is preparing for children over the busy summer holiday.
William and Jordan receive their first ever diplomatic letter-headed paper - don't worry, it's not a complaint against Jordan. Jordan has a potential business idea and he's hoping that William might be his first investor. And the boys answer your problems as usual. They are the agony aunts that keep on giving.
Marsha calls William and Jordan to ask about what she should do if she goes to a friend's house and finds they have a filthy bathroom. William fans should listen if they care to find out about which bathroom cleaning products he prefers.
William and Jordan turn on the microphones ahead of one of their live shows in Hackney.
William and Jordan have returned from their travels to get back to what they do best… delivering mediocre advice for all of you lovely G and Divas. This is the first ever G&Dless episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, for quite an unusual reason. But the boys still manage to solve many problems. Including where is best to eat in Preston, what should you say if you really, really don't want children and they offer up some advice on how to host your own G and Diva party.
William and Jordan return with a second episode recorded in their hotel room in Monaco. They discuss if Jordan behaved well enough during their Michelin starred meal, William shares his etiquette faux pas and Jordan continues to say words wrong.
In a special episode of the Help Hotline recorded live from Monaco, Sophie calls up William and Jordan to find out how best to deal with Instagram when abroad.
William and Jordan land in lovely Monaco for the very first Help I Sexted My Boss holiday. The pair discuss how much Jordan stuck out like a sore thumb, they welcome a third (fourth) member to the Sexted clan and they prepare for a night under the covers.
William's former luxury flatmate 'John' calls the Help Hotline with his problem when meeting up with old friends before sharing some tales from living with our William.
In this episode the boys tackle one of the all time classic questions - to spit, or to swallow. Jordan is hungover, William has been to a fancy party. All the ingredients that are needed for a classic episode of Help I Sexted My Boss
Joe and his friend from university have some trouble with the morality of a Tinder date when one of their companions is still in a relationship when she came on the initial date. William and Jordan are here to solve this modern day problem.
The advice flows once more from the mouths of William and Jordan like cat sick out of a cat's mouth - thick and fast. This week the boys chat movies, bad handwriting and there's lots about the toilet - or I should say where to go to the toilet.
What would you do if your neighbour's delivery came through your front door already opened and it happened to be some… rather rude? Well, William and Jordan are on hand to answer that specific problem for you!
This time when the Help Hotline rings William and Jordan find themselves in William's luxury residence. They're on hand to help with Luca's pronunciation woes.
In the second episode of the new series, William and Jordan chat about butcher's meat, pickled peckers and the state of Jordan's DMs. This is the podcast for all of your everyday modern challenges, problems and dilemmas.
The Help Hotline is open! William and Jordan are on hand to chat through your problems, and Doctor Simon has a dilemma.
William and Jordan are back for Series 3 with more advice for the everyday challenges of modern life. The pair discuss William's recent viral tweet, Jordan's Hello! appearance and the etiquette of having a Gran who is always saying the wrong thing.
As the boys prepare for Series 3, we hear some of the best moments from the second series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From a cat choking on a condom to Jordan's alter ego, this is a run down of some of the classic moments from our second run of episodes. Series 3 of Help I Sexted My Boss starts on 5th March. Subscribe and review!
Christmas is a time for getting together with friends. So, as it's the final episode of this series, William has invited Jordan over to his for some festive treats!
William and Jordan host the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss.… LIVE. You hear a sneaky peak in this episode, but it might be heavily censored - the debauchery wasn't suitable for all ears… Maybe we will have to treat some more of you to another live show in the near future…
Christmas fever is officially sweeping the nation. And there's one place where this festive cheer can turn into a minefield more than anywhere else. The office. Luckily, William and Jordan are on hand to help you with all your Christmas in the office concerns.
Ring ring, ring ring. Your phone is ringing. But you're on the loo. What do you do? Pick up the phone? But you're literally having a poo. Well, if you want to know the answer to picking up the phone whilst you sat with your trousers down, this is the podcast for you. William and Jordan also talk about other things to do with phones, but the poo thing is a definite highlight.
Whenever you're next hurtling through the British countryside on a fine public transport carriage, maybe you will think back to this episode. The episode where William and Jordan take you through everything there is to know about etiquette on a train… pretty much everything.
William and Jordan get their mochalattaflatwhitecino orders in at the coffee shop and deliver you some much-needed advice on how to survive in the complex world of the modern day cafe.
For something that seems so easy, emailing people has the potential to throw up oh so many problems. Luckily, it's William and Jordan's latest topic for discussion, so from now on you've got nothing to worry about…
William and Jordan share everything you need to know about dressing to impress.
Unsurprisingly, Halloween is not William's cup of tea, but Jordan gets the costumes in and the boys share all the tips you'll need for the spooky sesh… Oh, and William will tell you it's spelled Hallowe'en. He does care really.
It's showtime! William and Jordan raise the curtain to answer your questions and dilemmas about going to the theatre.
What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.
William and Jordan talk about living with a partner. Yes, you love them - but that doesn't mean it's not difficult. It's quite similar to William's relationship with Jordan actually…
Is it OK to eat in front of the telly? Are spoilers allowed? How bad is Netflix cheating? William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice about watching television.
With students across the country heading off to university, William and Jordan decide to lecture them on the rights and wrongs of student life.
William and Jordan let you in to everything you need to know about neighbours. No, not the Australian Soap Opera, this is about the people you live next to, above or below - or in William's case, the cows he lives next to.
William and Jordan share advice about how to live your life on Facebook.
William Hanson and Jordan North return to help you with the daily struggles of modern life. In this episode the boys discuss returning to work after the long, hot summer. How long after your holiday are you allowed to talk about it? As a parent, should you pick your child's new pencil case? And what is the best way to take a compliment?
As the boys prepare for Series 2, we hear some of the best moments from the first series - chosen by William, Jordan and the esteemed G and Divas. From Jordan struggling to pronounce trepidation to William solving problems, this is the perfect quick fix of Help I Sexted My Boss.
The boys share advice on airplanes as they get ready for holiday season in the last episode of this series.
Summer is here! So William tells Jordan everything he needs to host a garden party, not a BBQ!
With Love Island back on our screens Jordan and William have lots of advice for reality telly lovers.
Jordan has moved to London and William is on hand with some advice about relocating.
William and Jordan are having a World Cup party and have some very different advice for football fans.
William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice for us Brits abroad.
The rights and wrongs of the workplace can be hard to navigate. Thankfully William and Jordan are on hand with some very different advice.
Royal weddings can be a struggle. Thankfully, William and Jordan are on hand to help!
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of going to the gym.
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of dining out.
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of living with flatmates.
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of all things weddings.
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a job interview.
William and Jordan share very different advice as they help you navigate the struggles of a break up.
William and Jordan talk all things Twitter etiquette with very different advice on how to deal with social media blunders.
William and Jordan share their very different advice on how to deal with first date dilemmas.
A preview of what to expect from William and Jordan as they help you navigate the daily struggles of modern life.